Citing a Lifetime Crush on Annette Funicello

Breaking: Rumors are flying across Southwest Missouri tonight that Congressman Billy Long is resigning from Congress. Citing that Congress has taken its toll on his health because too many people want to ask him hard questions and make him accountable to the people of Southwest Missouri, Long is chasing a lifetime crush on Annette Funicello and is in negotiations to become the President of the Mickey Mouse Club. Long has been criticized in recent days for not holding any townhall meetings with no plans in the future to face Southwest Missouri voters.

Natalee Holloway

Just when Aruba thought it was safe to go back in the water … the story of missing Alabama teen Natalee Holloway in Aruba and the continued lawless and indicted murderous ways of Joran Van der Sloot is brought to light. You go Beth, do not let anyone forget the travesty of justice that was perpetrated on a family of an Aruba tourist that became a victim and was brushed under the rug of Aruban incompetence, cronyism and corruption......

Bankrupt Hollywood Video to work with customers

Bankrupt Hollywood Video has agreed to repair customers' credit, lower past due bills and provide proof of late fees.

Like a bad movie, the story behind Oregon-based Hollywood Video’s bankruptcy just won’t end. For now it’s a happy intermission for the more than 3 million customers the company said owe more than $244 million in late fees or for not returning rented movies.

Last January KGW viewers started claiming that Hollywood Video--or a collection agency it hired--was trying to collect on what customers called bogus bills.

Carie Bishop-Sanders said, “They (the collection agency) were saying I returned a movie late a few years ago evidently and now because of the late fees I owe them $99. I asked them for proof and they said they didn’t have to provide it, but that if I didn’t pay they’d send me to collections.

Beltane

In parts of Germanic Europe, Walpurgisnacht is celebrated each year around April 30 - right around the time of Beltane. The festival is named for Walpurga, a Christian saint, who spent a number of years as a missionary in the Frankish empire.

Catherine Zeta Jones

With her husband Michael Douglas in the improvement after treatment for throat cancer, and Catherine Zeta-Jones found himself in need of some medical attention. Reports gossip Conference of the Parties that the verification of the actress herself in a mental health facility. "After dealing with the tensions in recent years, Catherine has decided to discuss the mental health facility for a short period while the treatment of bipolar disorder her second," The representative of them. In addition to its duties as an actress and mother, Zeta-Jones has done more than enough emphasis in recent jaar'n some time there is an urgent need to merit, and [those]. In 2010, and was the grandson of Zeta Jones, Cameron Douglas, was sentenced to five years in prison on charges of drug, after only four months, her husband, the actor was diagnosed with cancer. In the meantime, events were devastating lawsuit against Michael Douglas and his former wife, Diandra, who claims she is entitled to that 50 percent of the profits from the film Wall Street. "First, do not sleep" According to sources, "Catherine and many of the problems facing [with cancer Douglas'], and was chain smoking and drinking," despite the absence of a representative confirmed that its position was with regard to drug abuse. Seems to be represented in the improvement, however. Her representative says: "It's feeling great and looking forward to start work this week on two of her upcoming films................

Kimberly Stewart and Benicio del Toro

File this one under celebrity gossip you didn't see coming even if you read THG and its counterparts daily: Kimberly Stewart is pregnant by Benicio del Toro The Academy Award-winning actor, 44, and the socialite daughter of Rod Stewart, 31, are not a couple, in case you were wondering. Yup, one of those.
Just the same, del Toro's rep says he "is supportive and both are very excited" about the upcoming arrival, which has obviously been confirmed as well.
B and K
Congratulations to both on the unexpected, but great news!
Stewart has worked as an actress and model. Del Toro is known for award-winning turns in Traffic, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 21 Grams and Che...............