Showing posts with label Mary Carey. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mary Carey. Show all posts

Sunday, January 13, 2008

"Celebrity Rehab" Star Mary Carey

You might know Mary Carey from adult films, or possibly from her candidacy for governor of California. Or from that lawsuit that Mariah Carey filed against her for using such a similar name. Perhaps you saw her on "Celebrity Rehab" and decided then and there to begin preparing for the apocalypse. Whatever.

She's at the Adult Video convention in Vegas this week.


If you're a fan of porn, and you're in Vegas (but I repeat myself), stop by and tell her I love her outfit.

It just screams "I'm gonna get locked up, and they're going to make a soft-core feature about it for Skinemax!"

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Mary Carey Selling Her Fake Breasts

If you have no idea what to get you wife or your husband for Christmas, Mary Carey gives you a great idea. Get some fake breast and everybody will be happy.
Is not a bad idea when everybody, well almost everybody is obsessed with boobs.
Anyway, leaving the joke to a side, what ever you decide keep in mind that all this is to benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.